Anonymous sent: I was looking at your cosplay sale post and I couldn't help but notice we have the same measurements. O_O

so, uh…buy something?

cowbuttcrunchies:

The Earth Alpha Betas
Rose | Jade | Jane | Roxy

The Alternian Adorabloodthirsties
Aradia | Nepeta | Kanaya | Terezi | Vriska | Feferi

Photography by Sweetlyneurotic | Biased Refereeing by Gamzee

In the championship bout of the TROLLERDERBY SEASON, we find your own ADORABLOODTHIRSTIES once again locked horns to no-horns with the darlings of the iconosphere, the EARTH ALPHA BETAS.  Lead by captain TENTACLETHERAPIST, this tiny team packs a punch that can give even a group of skull-cracking troll girls a run for their boonbucks.  Back fresh from her untimely death last season, we’ll see if APOCALYPSEARISEN will still be standing after the final jam, and if GUTSYGUMSHOE is up to the task of making the reigning champions “OBEY” her on the track.  Don’t forget your Gusher’s extra juicy splatter poncho’s - it’s sure to be an injury-packed season final at the CROCKERCORP BATTLE ARENA!

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prozdvoices:

Request: Drunk Edgeworth

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bellegrelle asked:

I stumbled upon your voice acting and it’s WONDERFUL, you’re amazing. It’s so wonderful it took me nearly an hour to detach myself from my computer and get to the supermarket. I absolutely love your drunk Layton (not to mention when listened to right before/after Layton moaning over a puzzle that one killed me too) (in a good way) But I was wondering maybe you could do a drunk Edgeworth? I’d love to hear that~

I’m sorry, but Edgeworth’s love for Steel Samurai will never not be funny to me.

chairman-miaow:

I am prop and so can you!

Tutorial by Chairman Miaow

rizaoftheowls:

CTCon Saturday Homestuck Photoshoot: Part 10/10

Whew, finally! The last few bits and bobs of photos, and the absolutely wonderful Samuraistuck by cowbuttcrunchies. (Karkat Sollux Eridan Gamzee Terezi Rose Dave)

Seriously, I nerded out over Cowbutt Crunchies something hard. And then the squee meter was turned to 11 when pyropi mentioned she’d seen me earlier, and thought I was cute, and made sure to get a picture.

PYROPI THOUGHT I WAS CUTE OKAY I’M GONNA GO SQUEE SOME MORE NOW. COSPLAY GOALS ACHIEVED. 

Anyhow, that’s the last of my CTCon photos. If you see yourself, as always, feel free to tag/reply/message me/whatever you want. Hope to see y’all next year!

EXCEPT MY PHONE GOT STOLEN SO NOW I DON’T HAVE THE PICTURE I TOOK OF YOU ANYMORE SOBS

upcoming cosplays!

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What’s even more fun than looking back at cosplays you’ve done in the past? Looking forward to cosplays you’re planning for the future! Anyway a bunch of you have been asking about this, so here’s what’s on my mind for the upcoming months….

I’m noticing two major themes here:

  1. spunky girls
  2. lawyers

yes perfect.

drippingcolorsproductions:

She gonna touch the booty
(Things got real stupid, real quick)

NO BOOTY TOUCH1ING W1LL B3 P3RM1TT3D ON MY D3RBY TR4CK!

drippingcolorsproductions:

She gonna touch the booty

(Things got real stupid, real quick)

NO BOOTY TOUCH1ING W1LL B3 P3RM1TT3D ON MY D3RBY TR4CK!

I love these babies, but some of them I just don’t wear anymore and they need a good home :)

Please e-mail jjpyrope@gmail.com if interested.

Payment: Paypal only. First pay, first serve - I have zippo patience for people who commit to buy and then drag their feet for weeks on paying >:] Shipping cost depends on your area.

Sizes: All costumes were made to fit me (34-28-36)

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Angry Elf Christmas Karkat (Homestuck) - $60

Meulin cat sweater (Homestuck) - $40 (+horns = $45)

France (Hetalia) - $40 (+wig = $50, + boots = $70)

England (Hetalia) - $40 (+wig = $50, + lace-up boots = $100)

Prussia (Hetalia) - $60 (+wig = $75)

Hatsune Miku (Vocaloid) - $60 (+wig = $70)

Celty (DRRR) - $80

Stake (Umineko) - $80

Star Trek TOS uniform - $70

Sayaka Miki (Madoka) - $100

[NOT PICTURED] Silabus (.Hack//GU) - $40 (+wig = $50)

[NOT PICTURED] Kogami Akira (Lucky☆Star) - $60 (+wig =$75) SOLD

(and yes, signal boosts ARE appreciated!)

ascellas sent: hi JJ, i think a while back you mentioned being really into fitness stuff - i was wondering what your opinions are on weight machines vs free weights?

I am as close to being a fitness geek as a casual lazy person can get, lol. But I do enjoy it and have done a lot of research!

As a general rule, free weights are usually superior to weight machines. The reason for this is that weight machines force your body to follow a certain guided path of motion, which may or may not be the natural motion for your body specifically, Machines are designed to mimic the natural motion as closely as possible, but there’s no way one machine can account for all the different body types and proportions out there!

Free weights, on the other hand, allow your body to follow its natural path of motion - and in fact, since there’s nothing bracing you to that path, you have to work all the muscles of your body more in order to stay balanced, giving you a much higher quality full-body workout with each repetition.

The moment you try squatting in a power rack (free) vs a smith machine, you’ll feel exactly what I’m talking about. The machine encourages you to focus much more on the up and down motion of your legs and glutes, while the free weight barbell has you thinking much more three-dimensionally (not just the vertical motion of your legs/butt, but the equal balance of your feet, the horizontal and vertical balance of your core, etc.)

tldr; free weights »> machines in my opinion. Hope that helped, happy lifting!

cowbuttcrunchies:

Samuraistuck
Connecticon 2014

Karkat | Sollux | Terezi | Gamzee | Eridan | Dave | Rose

Photography by Pyrop3s1st3r
Designs by Rosiemonomi

pearlgirl710:

MOTHERFUCKING SPRITES Y’ALL

Jadesprite - pearlgirl710

Davesprite - cosmictier

Nannasprite - orangelemonart

Jaspersprite - reversingrhymes

dei-sandvich:

dei-sandvich:

Hey guys, I ran into a car yesterday while driving my dad’s car and damaged it a little bit (because I’m a shit new driver) so I have to take one more cosplay commission to pay it off.

If you want something made for end of summer or early fall - please contact me via my website.

If you don’t need anything - I’d appreciate a signal boost.

Sorry, reblogging for day people because this is pretty urgent.

SO I’M BACK FROM CONNECTICON!

What a crazy weekend. Some of you heard, but I got my purse stolen (partially by my own naivety, partially by the shitiness of Hartford.) Not only did it have my phone/ID/credit cards inside, but I was also carrying Terieri and Matt Miller’s phone’s, etc., as well.

Very long story short, my friends are total badasses and had my back 100% as we chased down the phone through GPS tracking, assisted the Hartford police in one, soon to be two arrests, got back one of three stolen phones, rode in the back of two different patrol cars, all while wearing full-on troll gray makeup, and still managed to salvage the night with chinese food and beers afterwards.

Matt and I weren’t able to get our phones back, and Terieri and I cancelled all our cards and will have to order new drivers licenses, but hey, nothing catastrophic happened and we all got through it. Thanks to EVERYONE who was concerned, helped us out with moral support, and was generally just awesome and understanding. Ya’ll rock and were a huge reason why I still had a kickass time at CTcon despite all the nuttiness.

(THOUGH I AM SAD BECAUSE NO PHONE MEANS NO JJLOG BOOOO)

taking a wig off after cosplay = me at my most attractive

Kill la kill babbus

Kill la kill babbus